holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
These two came flying by me in Marcus Garvey Park, and the father was narrating the bike ride as if it was the final leg of the Tour De France: “They’re coming around the corner!” he screamed. “The final hill is approaching! The champ is maintaining his lead! The contender seems tired! He’s got the champ his sights but he may have to settle for second place!”